Abraham Virus - Sacrifices your RAM
Adam and Eve Virus - Takes a couple of bytes out of your apple
Noah Virus - Prints your work two by two
Sodom and Gomorrah Virus - If it cannot find 10 error free documents it destroys your hard drive
David virus - Kills all giant programs
Ruthless Virus - Removes the book of Ruth from your P.C. Bible
Jericho Virus - Repeats the windows start up sound until you smash up your computer
Luke's Virus - Makes all text illegible
Acts virus - Translates all documents into every language
Cain Virus - Kills all the programs you are Able to use then goes to sleep (or is it nod)
Job's Virus - Makes computing difficult (This is not an actual virus but rather a computing reality)
James' Virus - Makes you so mad you say things you shouldn't (Again this is not an actual virus)
Jonah's virus - Puts all your data onto micro-fish
Luke 5:5-7 Virus - Fills your hard drive to overflowing.
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