A prayer for the stressed

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they ticked me off.

Help me to always give 100% at work

12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday

And help me to remember:
When I'm having a really bad day,
And it seems that everyone I meet is out to make life difficult,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown,
And only 4 to reach out my hand and whack them in the head!