Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the edge of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Jeep Cherokee screeches to a halt next to him. The driver, a young man dressed in a Brioni suit, Cerrutti shoes,Ray-Ban glasses, and a YSL tie gets out and asks the shepherd: - If I guess how many sheep you do have, will you give me one of them? The shepherd looks at the young man, then looks at the sheep which graze and says:- All right.

The young man parks the car, connects the notebook and the mobile, enters a NASA site, scans the ground using his GPS, opens a database and 60 Excel tables filled with algorithms, then prints a 150-pages report on his high-tech mini-printer. He then turns to the shepherd and says:- You have exactly 1586 sheep here. The shepherd answers:- That's correct, you can have your sheep. The young man takes the sheep and puts in the back of his jeep.

The shepherd looks at him and asks: - If I guess your profession, will you return my sheep to me? The young man answers: - Yes, why not. The shepherd says:- Are you a Consultant? The Young man says:- How did you know?

The shepherd says:- Very simple, First, you come here without being called. Second, you charge me a sheep to tell me something I already knew. Third, you do not understand anything about what I do, because you took my dog.

-- Anonymous