Will you help me out here?
Certainly. Which way did you come in?
A fellow was buying a washing machine in a store and the salesman asked him
"Would you like a free demonstration at your home?"
The customer said yes, so he sent round 200 flying pickets.
What's long and thin, part yellow and part blue?
A banana having a respray
Preserve Tooth Decay!
Attack Historic Monuments!
Support Measles with Vaccination!
Fight Your Local MP!
How long will the next bus be, Inspector?
- About eight metres, sir.
What's blue and yellow and has a wing span of 14 metres?
A two and a half ton budgie!
What is brown, has four feet, a hump and is found in Alaska?
A lost camel.
Hickory Dickory Dock,
Three mice ran up the clock,
The clock struck one,
And the other two escaped with minor injuries.
My computer's got no mouse.
Really? Then how does it smell?
Hmmm...
Every program has at least one bug and can be shortened by at least one instruction.
We can therefore conclude that every program can be reduced to one instruction which doesn't work.